I'm With Stupid
For several weeks the battery on my "smart" phone has been running down within hours even though it has a full charge every morning. It was also getting hot.
I've got the Droid. It's a good little phone with internet capability. Aside from the fact that it won't ring in my house and never tells me when I have voicemails waiting, it serves my purpose. But the battery issue was new and since I'd read hot batteries could start fires, I grew a little concerned and decided to get a new battery.
I explained my problem to cute little Becky, expecting to shell out the forty bucks for a new battery. Instead, she says: "How many apps do you have?"
"Huh?"
"Apps," she repeats louder. Obviously she doesn't realize that I'm stupid, not deaf.
She checks my phone and there are dozens of apps on my phone. Where the heck did they come from? She tells me Droid puts them in and I can't remove them. But then she notices I have VZ Navigator installed, a recent addition when I got lost trying to find a friend's house.
"That one," she says "will suck you dry." (I'm sure she meant the app.)
She asks me if I'd like to try an app killer before I buy the battery, and recommended Advanced Task Killer Froyo. It sounded rather permanent to me, but she assured me it works great and that she uses it on her phone.
That girl's fingers whizzed by so fast she was a blur. Within seconds she had installed this app and then put it on some default mode so I'd never have to touch it again. "Try it," she says. "If it doesn't work we'll order you a battery."
I went home, discouraged. I mean, I have underwear older than this girl. What does she know? But I was willing to give it a shot.
Believe it or not, it solved my problem. No more hot phone, and no more drained battery. I get to keep my navigator and my killer.
I told Greg this story and admitted that I felt awfully dumb next to these kids. They can text, and sync, and game faster than I can tie my shoes. Cute little Becky talked about all these apps like she designed them herself. It depressed me that I couldn't hang with her ilk.
But Greg made me feel better. He said: "And how many of them can write complete sentences, dress out a whole pig, or diagnose a sick dog? How many know how to shoot, garden, and are willing to go head to head with a wild coyote?"
It's all relative, I suppose. But I still feel dumb. One of these days technology is going to pass me up all together. But if those kids ever need a crash course on how to splint a broken leg or re-plumb a house, I'm their mama.
Do you ever worry that technology might pass you by? Can you text and game like the current crop of youngsters?
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I do sometimes worry technology will pass me by at some point, mostly because anything I learn never seems to stick. I connected the modem, router, and old laptop when we decided we'd try to use this newfangled wireless Internet stuff. 7 hours and many curses later it was working. How? Your guess is as good as mine. We just crossed our fingers that I never had to disconnect it for any reason.
I'm not really concerned though. I've got three kids who can help me struggle through.
LOL. I do that a lot.
Rosie: I knew kids were useful for something. :) I don't understand texting. Wouldn't it be easier to call?
Renee: Damn my shortsightedness. I should've had kids. It would've solved a lot of my tech-xiety. I'm a button pusher. I just keep hitting stuff until I reach the right combination--so I understand your 7 hours of angst.
Mike: Ah, that explains the comment. LOL. Believing I only had three apps loaded I assumed it wasn't the apps. I wasn't counting on Droid to add all the other ones.
Technology, driving you insane since the Stone Age.
I'm waiting for my son to take programming in school so he can build me a website. :)
I also met my husband in an MMORPG (online role-playing game). So, I'm probably extremely biased. Still, technology is advancing so fast, sometimes I wonder where we'll be in ten years and how I'll feel about all the new developments.
Gadgets and Technology are just a part of life - and largely less important than writing, cooking and having other animals and people depend on you.
Personally - I think a balance of them is healthy. And hey, you DO have a 'smart' phone. That's more than a LOT of people!
I always feel dumb in my own house. Then, I feel dumb when I go to work because I work in a development team. Then I go to someone's house and end up helping them with their computer because I actually know more than the average person.
Sigh. I've tried so hard to shed this geek mantle. It just fits so, so well.
PS We also built a Lego mindstorms robot that calls "here kitty kitty" and shoots marbles at cats. We're losers to the nth degree.
My phone is a flip phone. I doubt I'll ever get a smart phone, unless that's the only kind they make when I'm forced to replace my current one. Technology passed me long ago!
LG: I know, right. That'll teach me to remain childless. We need to have Rent-A-Teenager.
KT: Oh, you're one of those! LOL. My hubby is the geek in the family. He plays all these games and is always looking for the next gizmo. He's very expensive to keep.
Krista: It's all relative. There's always someone faster, smarter, or more successful. My best friend's husband designs software architecture. Corporations fly him all over the world to help them with their systems. I've got the tech brain of an amoeba next to him.
What's funny is that he's absolutely fascinated with our way of life--so alien from his own.
Raelyn: What a great present to give him. That's hilarious that he can show you up with YOUR phone. With all your boys at least you'll never lack for tech support.
Linda: I try not to fall too far behind. I won't game cuz it's a time suck and texting just seems silly to me when I can call.
Software is my strong suit. I learn it pretty quickly, but that's only because I learned the basics from the original programs that came out back in the Stone Age.
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Oh, god. I really need to get out.
I'm constantly worried about getting left behind, by technology, the latest form of social media, the new hip lingo all the kids are using. My list goes on and on :).
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Krista: Oh, man. There's only one problem with that. Who's going to protect the guard from the dogs? LOL.
Actually I have a new story to tell about the chickens getting in the dog run. I'll have to post it next week.
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Angela: There are some years when technology jumps in leaps and bounds. I remember computer processors that were dinosaurs less than six months after they came out.
I haven't tried responding to FB on my phone yet. Baby steps.
Isis: Oh, don't get me started on social media. I've put the brakes on that. It's gotten ridiculous what keeps vying for our attention. I'm not a trend chaser.
Jenny: This is very true. And I think this comes from the fact that they want our approval. I can't tell you how many times I've gushed over a young person's brilliance and you can see his/her chest grow with pride. We should commend them more often. They are appreciated.
BUT i can also diagnose a sick dog. It's a better deal, in my book
PS My apologies if I've posted this comment 27 times - I'm having trouble with blogger - do you see any irony in that given the topic today? :)
Stacy: Oh, lord, I hear ya. LOL. Sorry Blogger has been fussy today. They must be messing with something in the background again. --As if I needed anything else to get complicated.
But you're hubby is right. You have lots of smarts and lots of skills. I'll bet that phone shop girl couldn't navigate the waters of self-publishing!
I'm not too bad with technology. Not an expert but capable most of the time. I'll leave the pigs and coyotes to you :)
Ah ... those were the days (:::thinks fondly back to using a Commodore 64::::).
My phone is not fancy at all. I'm lucky I have a keyboard.
Shelley: That sounds like the premise of a book.
Marianne: Ref: fearless and intuitive
I noticed the same thing with the young people I encounter. It must be nice to be so innocent. Wait until they break something and they have to pay for it themselves.
Jennifer: I really preferred my old phone, but the internet on my smartphone is handy when the power is out.
So true. The trick is to do our best in our field of expertise.
But lucky me, my daughters taught me everything, and even installed Advanced Task Killer. Which I accidentally deleted and then they had to re-install. How humiliating.
But now I know all about it, sort of.
Well, at least I know how to answer it. :)
When I first got the phone, I kept hanging up on people--or redialing the last number accidentally. I kept apologizing but I'm sure they all thought I was an idiot.
I keep an attitude that I know what I know and not what I don't - and I'm willing to learn.
My biggest complaint is when the technology doesn't work. The first DVD I ever got I was so frustrated because I couldn't get the special features to come up that I was in tears. It wasn't until much later that I found out the disc (the very expensive disc) was corrupt and it wasn't me not having a clue, it was the crappy technology.
I don't feel like technology is passing me by. I wish the companies would focus on their product and instead of churning out 2020's model tomorrow, actually make a user-friendly, functional product today.
And another thing that should make you feel better (and annoyed), I've been noticing that the computer experts (the ones you call in to fix your computer) have no idea what they're doing. They learn on the job. It happens around me all the time - someone asks, 'Why doesn't this work?' and the computer guy says, 'I don't know' or some professional equivalent and then pulls up an online user manual and inevitably calls someone on the phone to figure it out.
If the computer guys can't fix the computer, what hope do we have at using one??????!!!!!
Ref: ...then pulls up an online user manual and inevitably calls someone on the phone to figure it out.
I know! LOL. This happened to me. It did not instill me with a lot of confidence.