Oh, Boy

No blog tour this time. :cue collective gasp:

I know. This smacks against the very nature of book promotion, but, hey, you knew I was a maverick when you met me.

Captain Tank and First Mate Iko will be appearing at Ronda Tutt's blog on release day so you can read what they have to say about Mistress of the Stone. (Apparently, we have a difference of opinion on how the story should've gone.)

In the meantime, if you'd like to do me a favor and post the cover, blurb, or a very short tweetable excerpt, email me and I'll send you everything you'll need.

From me and my pirate dogs, big hugs and thank you.

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Several months ago, I picked up this very ergonomic mouse pad. It has a most attractive male butt, the buttocks themselves raised and serving as a comfortable rest for your weary wrist. The buttocks are soft and malleable--I mean ergonomic. Not that I've sampled them (too much).

I wanted to offer this as a prize in some future contest, and what better opportunity than the release of Mistress of the Stone.

So friends, peers and naughty neighbors I give you the man-butt mouse pad (picture since removed) and a digital copy of Mistress of the Stone. All you have to do is mention the book (with the buy link) on Twitter, Facebook or your blog any day between August 28th and September 4th.